In all the time I have worked in the health service the opportunity to be naughty on the premises have been few and far between. This is one such occasion ;)
The boy from the kebab shop down the road did some skewering of his own!
We were both hungry, he was there and we just used him as a sex object.
The night the Central African footballers took on the English representative off the field, and gave her a really comprehensive fucking!
'Graham' (name changed to protect the not so innocent) enjoyed voyeurism and we indulged him... frequently.