5/2/2025 11:02:04 AM by
Chaosophia
(Edited: 5/2/2025 11:02:07 AM)
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That's right. Time for a new promotional game, with a gift certificate or 2 up for grabs for some lucky alien, I mean human who purchases from my storefront in May. So with all those drones, plasma orbs, aliens, or blue beams shooting in the skies, my overlor...I mean my mast...We are bringing to you a contest for your planet.... I mean for you to win a little gifty while we take all your women to... You get the idea. Let me better explain with this promotional propaganda your leaders under our control have created for you.
Oh yes, your new AI overlor... I mean our fictitious sponsor also has dropped the pricing of the units that will help us relocate your women, I mean society to colonize Mars... Also shipping of units from our mother ship, I mean warehouse to your runtime will not incur tariffs nor any other space tax charges. However they will hypnotize your women so that we can...offer them better prices, yeah... So what are you waiting for cum play this game while we devise the best plan to teleport your women to... these lovely products...
