Male, born on November 22nd.

Location: 'Merica

Occupation: Enabler

Interests:
Pornography, sex, art, cooking, random acts of masturbation, countertop surgery, crystal culture, abducting and anally probing greys, that thing over there by the wall, rendering 3d images, and women.

About Me:
I enjoy long walks on the beach (mainly in the surf line to erase my tracks), and fondling myself at funerals. This can be rather awkward when I'm giving the eulogy. I also like women, from the glow on their face as they orgasm to the wide-eyed gasp as I leap unexpectedly from their closets. If I have impregnated your wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, or mother, I'm sorry if you're not okay with that. Nothing personal, I'm just too thick for butt stuff.