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The wholesome 50's where you had bing bands, cheesy sitcoms with values, the emergence of the atomic space age, and good ole wholesome sex. The kind where kissing gets you pregnant. In this episode of poses in Dullsville America, Mr. Dull asks Mrs. Dull for a good time, after a long days work watching pencil pushers crunching numbers at the Dullsville rubberband factory.

Mr. Dull is quite tired and after reading the evening paper and eating the dull roast beef, mashed potatoes, and garvy meal Mrs. Dull has prepared, puts little timmy to bed early at 7 o'clock. After little Timmy is fast asleep. Mr. Dull presents the question to Mrs. Dull. Mrs. Dull is quite shocked and embarrassed and the request and says No, her reproductive region is off limits. She then walks away and continues dusting the furniture. Mr. Dull feeling like a sad sack then leaves his home and goes to find a make up gift for Mrs. Dull.

Luckily he gets to town before Marvin the general store locks up. He convinves Marvin to stay open a few minutes later, like anybody in the 50's would do. Marvin then takes note of Mr. Dulls demeanor, and like a GOOD SAMERITAN asks him his troubles. Mr. Dull then spills his woes on Marvin. Marvin replies with a pat on the back and gathers flowers and sweets for the missus. Marvin gives them on the house, perking up Mr. Dull's mood. Mr. Dull can't thank Marvin enough, as they shake hands and Mr. Dull leaves the store with great gratitude.

Marvin then smiles and closes shop shaking his head, laughing. Mr. Dull returns home to a still upset Mrs. Dull. Mr. Dull presents the flowers and sweets to Mrs. Dull. The gifts win over Mrs. Dull, and she then tells Mr. Dull he can enter the forbidden for tv programming place. They rush up to bed. It's almost 9 o'clock. They push their beds together and Mrs. Dull lies down first prone, while Mr. Dull gets on top. After 3 thrusts Mr. Dull is done and kisses Mrs. Dull goodnight. and sprawls out on both beds, pleased with himself. After a minute he is fast asleep. Mrs. Dull quite displeased stays awake pouting, until she realizes tommorrow that the milk man comes.

Ain't That Swell!