10/29/2013 7:25:22 PM by
KristinF
(Edited: 3/6/2018 3:56:26 AM)
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Don't worry, this isn't about healthy eating, yes I could go on about it but I would rather talk about condom clad cucumbers and the fun a couple of girls can have with them at a pinch!
We tended to take turns in shopping and back then if we wanted a sex toy you had to walk into a sex shop and buy one, we might have been party girls but a sex shop! sheesh. If back then we'd had internet access we'd have drawers full of dildos and vibrators from lovehoney.co.uk! However, we made do with a very aging, modified Hitachi wand that ran on the UK electrical mains system and well, phallic household items!
Our favourites were cucumbers with the rough edges pared away with a knife and then clad in a condom. Some of those suckers were big and I would always look for big ones. I often wonder if the local grocers had any idea what I was up to...
One day during a sunny March day, Kate was sitting at the kitchen table eating and I wandered in, still in my uniform after a shift on a Children's ward. I put my carrier bag on the table and we chatted while I rummaged around and then I slapped the mother of all cucumbers on the table in front of Kate. She nearly choked on a mouthful of tea and then burst out laughing "Fucking hell babes, that is HUGE!"
Maybe eighteen inches long and as fat as the fattest cock I had ever seen it lay there threateningly. "Do you think you can take it sweetie?" I grinned. She just raised her eyes in a 'We will just have to see' kind of way.
Kate had a shift that afternoon at Kings casualty and when she returned around 10-ish she was tired. I was wearing baggy sweat pants and a t-shirt and I was curled up with a glass of wine on the sofa watching the X-Files on the TV. She just collapsed in the chair and kicked off her shoes and looked at my wine longingly. I ran to the fridge to pour her a glass of wine and saw the cucumber sitting on the kitchen counter and I remember thinking 'we'll play with you later if Kate's up to it'.
We watched the end of the show, I remember it was the end of the first season and I was already a massive fan. Afterwards Kate 'debriefed', something we always liked to do to get the work stuff off our chests. Nursing can be incredibly stressful and the last thing you want to do is carry the baggage around with you, it is cathartic to discuss it. I asked her if she wanted more wine and she just smiled and slowly blinked so I got the bottle and we sat together on the sofa and finished it off. Midweek things tended to be quiet and if we didn't have boyfriends or anything sometimes we, well, fooled around.
I couldn't exactly say how these things happened but it tended to be jokey at first. However, here I was, on my knees peeling Kate's tights off while she lifted her bottom off the sofa. I then grasped her Marks and Spencer's knickers and pulled them down. I reached up and touched her mons and could feel the heat rising off it. Tights never help, but this was real arousal heat. I could smell it and I leaned close and kissed her labia firmly and elicited a loud sigh from her.
I eased her thighs apart and she arched her back, presenting herself to me. Kate has one of the most exquisite pussies I have ever seen. Her labia majora are tightly closed but as she get aroused her labia minora just peek out of the pudendal cleft like a naughty little tongue. Her mons is small, plump and succulent and she always has this slightly vanilla scent to her lady bits. That is what greeted me. I leaned forward and sucked her cheeky little minora into my mouth and I felt Kate lift her rump and felt her hand against the back on my head. I started to lap along her opening groove, squirming into the folds and tasting her. I prised her apart a little wider with my thumbs, exposing her glossy vulva and breathed in her muskiness.
"Sweetie, I shaved all the rough edges off that huge cucumber... shall we play with it?" I asked her hopefully. She looked down at me, a glint in her eye and just bit her bottom lip as a faint smile flickered across her face. That was all I needed to know.
I dashed out and picked up the cucumber and ran into the bathroom, opening the wall cabinet I picked up a box of durex and headed back out to Kate who had meanwhile shimmied down the sofa so her entire bottom hung off it and her bare feet were on the rug. I opened a condom and unrolled it over the vegetable, god it was tight and didn't even reach halfway along it. I rested it against my sweatpants clad thighs and leaned forward to rasp my tongue over Kate's glistening sex. It wasn't long before she was very wet and a spider web thin string of girl-cum dangled from her, about 10 or 15 centimetres long. I hefted the rubber clad cucumber and raised it beneath the thread, lifting the dribble with it until the rounded end of the cucumber nuzzled her opening.
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Gently I twisted my wrist, easing it inside. She reached and clasped my wrist, her body tensing as she went up on toes, but I gently carried on until a couple of inches were inside. "Shit honey, that is BIG" she smiled at me, wide eyed. Using a gentle twisting action I worked it deeper into her until I felt resistance from her cervix. Unhurriedly I pulled it out, transfixed by her little vagina clinging tightly in a taut 'O'. Then I started moving in and out and within moments the wet sounds started. Using my left hand I squeezed and kneaded her mons, working my way around her clitoral hood, squeezing it so her clitoris poked out lazily.
Kate was lost to me by now. Gyrating her hips, my sweat bottoms already had a few tiny wet droplet stains. As soon as the clitoral stimulation started things became messy. My thighs were drenched now and I was feeling a light buzzing/humming sensation in my own belly and crotch. I hadn't touched myself but I knew the slightest contact and that would be it. I knelt up and leaning over suckled her button while I gently pushed in and drew out the huge cucumber.
"Oh my god... oh my god... ohmygodohmygodohmygod!" she mewed as she climaxed for the first time. The cucumber was so slippery I could barely hold onto it now. Sucking her clit and using my right hand to fuck the cucumber into her I reached down between my own legs with my left hand and squeezed myself through the material. Damn I was wet and as soon as my fingers squashed my mons I felt tingles around my bottom and vagina. I massaged for no longer than twenty seconds before I came. I was still sucking Kate clit and she was writhing around in ecstasy even as I panted into her wetness. By the time I sat back on my haunches and looked at her gaping vagina the crotch of my grey pants were wet with my own lust. The cucumber jutted obscenely from her body and as I slipped it free her juices spilled from her drenching the carpet.
Kate looked down at me through cloudy, lust filled eyes and purred "Get your ass on this couch I am going to fuck you silly..."
And she did. She had me crouching on the carpet, fucking my pussy down onto the cucumber hard until my juices drooled off her fist. We had a vax carpet cleaner my Mum had given me and it was a good job we did because the amount of stains we'd have had on our carpet otherwise...